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Posted on 4/21/15 4:30:25 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhZ-BzxRAYI

"Your mother is so fat, Vlad Dracula used Blood Banquet on her and got type II diabetes."

xD

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#2
Posted on 11/11/16 8:47:39 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Yo mama so fat all the heroes call her Centaur Queen

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#3
Posted on 11/11/16 9:02:06 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Yo mama's so fat Ice Demon's slowdown doesn't affect her.

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oneoftheskilled
#4
Posted on 11/11/16 9:22:50 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Yo mama is so fat, Siren goes off because it's so shocking.

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Turn up the treble, I'm about to take it to another level, because I'm worst than the Devil.  All my rhymes are original.
#5
Posted on 11/11/16 9:28:51 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Yo mama is so fat, Gouhlem ate his other eye so he could only see her once.

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Turn up the treble, I'm about to take it to another level, because I'm worst than the Devil.  All my rhymes are original.
#6
Posted on 11/11/16 9:32:02 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Yo mama is so fat, Dread Drake chop off his hand so he could hang himself.

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Turn up the treble, I'm about to take it to another level, because I'm worst than the Devil.  All my rhymes are original.
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Posted on 11/11/16 9:48:52 PM | Show thread starter's posts only

Yo mama so ugly demogorgon blinded himself so he didn't see her
Yo mama so stupid valentina didn't remove her silence
Yo mama so ugly treantaur wouldn't revive her
Yo mama so fat orksbane had a crush on her

All I can think of right now :\

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#8
Posted on 11/12/16 1:08:53 AM | Show thread starter's posts only

Yo mama so nasty

They put a sign in the yard that says "Here Be Monsters"

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I muted myself. Talk about an abuse of power, eh?